My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
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