Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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