Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
Randomize
