we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
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