Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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