at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
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