i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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