This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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