they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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