His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
She announced her abortion via fbk
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
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