I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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