quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
I wish i was in the wii world.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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