you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
zippers are such a cool invention
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
you will always have a special place in my vag
it's great music for shaving your balls
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
He has the fingertips of a God
Randomize
