There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I think people are normalizing furries
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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