I wanna bring you to show and tell
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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