So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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