whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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