We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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