So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Randomize
