I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
I'm really busy with my period
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