Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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