If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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