I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
false alarm. still invincible.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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