Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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