thus making me awesome and them whores
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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