i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
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