he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
Randomize