You work out of a Hotel?
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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