she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
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