got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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