so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
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