do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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