I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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