She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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