Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
Randomize
