he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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