That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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