I wish i was in the wii world.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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