You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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