just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
kristin has been a bad kristin
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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