Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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