lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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