they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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