Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
This is classic penis vs brain.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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