Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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