everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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