Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
I puked a lego.
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
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