don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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