We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
More tranny stories later!
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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