Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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