Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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