Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Buhtt sex?
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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